Extra Credit Story-The Ultimate Battle CHAPII CHAPIII

Ok, I actually got time to write this stuff so here I go.
CHAPII Charlie saw his brother's house destroyed and a portal in the middle of the broken down house with a advertisement sign next to it saying "Go to Fred The Monkey.com! "You don't see a magical portal that has a Fred the Monkey advertisement next to it." Charlie said. "Well the story won't go on if I don't go into this portal right? So here I go!" Charlie ran inside the portal and Cloud following was behind him.
CHAPIII "Aaaaah!" Charlie and Cloud cried while the portal was twisting their bodies into another place or dimension. Finally, their feet touched the ground of the portal. After stretching and walking around for a few minutes to get used to being on the ground again, they found the portal's exit. So obviously they ran out and found themselves in the middle of the "Ultimate Battle's" cross fire. "The newspaper was right! There mythological creatures VS. Humans." Cloud said while dogging the flying missiles, grenades, and..... Cows?! "DUH" Charlie said knowingly. Amazingly, they saw Bandalf the Wizard from Lord of the Blings. He was wearing all the stuff the shines "Bling, Bling!" (Like that guy from the A Team.) Standing behind Bandalf was......Brother! Charlie started dancing like Napoleon Dynamite. "Why are you dancing Charlie?" Because we found Brother!" "That's just a hologram." "Oh....that sucks! Dan Dan Dan! Then Charlie and Cloud heard a very loud noise. It was Bandalf he turned his wand stick thing into a giant magic weapon and slipped on to his arm. "I bet he's copying Samus!" Charlie said. Ok, maybe I'll to CHAPIV tomorrow see you then!